Update: Word Count Contest

Wow, so I just keep slipping the slow descent into word madness.

Day 6: Zero words.

Day 7: 1,043 – at least I was able to pull this much out of myself. But still it’s no world record. And if it’s world record breaking…well, I’m not afraid to say I know nothing about it.  Let me just declare right now, I will never vie for the title of Stetchiest Skin. That title can stay with Madonna, thank you very much (or really…this person.)

So far, my writing’s about as enthusiastic as getting a Jodi Picoult book for Christmas.

I’m just kidding. I love Christmas.

Anyways, I hope to finish this contest up strong. ‘Til the 23rd my friends!

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    October 20, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    Maybe somebody needs to come after you with the 2-in-1 blaster thing.

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    October 20, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    A. Happy birthday.
    B. Nerf guns rock.
    C. Modifying Nerf guns by removing the air restrictors rocks even harder. FYI.

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    October 20, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    Have a most happy birthday, cool girl.

    Keep up the good work. Stretch … it … out.

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