Archive for September, 2010

An Ode to Mary Roach

Posted: September 19, 2010 in Uncategorized
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I wanted to take a minute to blog about one of my favorite non-fiction authors: Mary Roach.

I’ve always had a boner for science and Ms. Roach, the author of Stiff, Spook, Bonk, and now Packing for Mars, had me at cadaver with her first book Stiff.  Stiff was the stuff of my dreams; a whole book dedicated to death: the morbid, the funny and the frank. Her next two books Spook and then Bonk – about the afterlife and sex, respectively – also had me from the get-go. Ms. Roach has the great ability to take science-related issues and concepts and make them amazingly easy to read about. I never have my whaaaaaaaa? face on when I’m reading about organ transplants or orgasms. 

Which leads me to the next best thing about Mary Roach: she’s funny. Not just a chuckle and a grin funny, but gut-busting, knee-slapping hilarious. I’ll lay in bed at night reading one of her books, all is quiet, husband watching TV, when suddenly I’ll end up screaming with laughter. The cats fly off the bed and my husband’s giving me a disturbed glare, making me feel a bit too Dahmer-esque laughing at a book with the tagline: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers.

Like I said, Mary Roach makes me giddy. And not just me.

My cousin and I, seeing a copy of her 2009 release Bonk at the Denver Museum of Natural Science, and having no idea she had a new book out, ended up hugging each other in sheer joy while jumping up and down squealing amid the book racks. Ten-year olds stared at us in shocked confusion as we wiped tears of joy from our eyes.

But I digress. Now, the real reason for this blog about Mary is that she has made me do something I never thought I’d do. Wait for it………..

Read about space travel. Sure, I love outer space – little green men, UFO’s, Fox Mulder, Crop Circles, all that jazz…but astronauts? And NASA? Really? I never was a Mommy-I-Want-To-Be-An-Astronaut kind of child.

And yet…the minute the book came out I blindly bought it.

In her latest, Packing for Mars,  it’s so much more than I would have thought. I’m only 40 pages into it, but already it’s a great trip. It deals  with the psychology, technology and personal aspects of space travel and all those involved in a deliciously humorous way. She makes me want to slap a space suit on and give a high-five to good ol’ Buzz Aldrin, maybe get high on moon dust or something.

If you haven’t, I urge all of you to go out and buy one of her books. Your brain and your funny bone will thank you.

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As a side note, I personally stumbled upon Ms. Roach while she was about to film a TV segment a few years ago to promote Bonk. After realizing that it was in fact Mary Roach and working up the gall to approach her, I nerdily made my way over to her publiscist, getting strange looks like I was John Wilkes Booth making my move. Finally able to find my fangirl voice, I simply told her how much I loved her writings. She smiled, was kind and gracious to my babbling, and then after bidding goodbye I moved on. I cursed my ineptness of not carrying a book of hers on me at all times as I really wanted an autograph. The only book I had on me was The Carpetbaggers and I was a tad bit embarrassed to ask her to sign that…

Take 5

Posted: September 10, 2010 in Uncategorized
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by Olga Kieran

My oubliette is my innerchild – my 5yr old to be precise. She protects me from the elements of an adult world. Although she’s quite smart – she never feels the need to prove it. She’d rather giggle furiously as she chases butterflies during the day & fireflies at night. She can jump really high & run really fast & loves to spin until she’s dizzy & falls down…making her laugh every time. She’s as free as the wind. Divorce is not in her vocabulary nor is career choice or whether she’s a good parent or role model. Life is good – Ice Cream better. When life becomes too much……I take 5….and become 5. Its a fun place to be….even as I approach 5-0hhhhhhh.

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Olga responded to my Guest Blog Challenge and as soon as I got her response I knew I had to post it. It’s so freeing and honest, making me nod my head in agreement to her words, laugh at her feistiness and give kudos to her strength. Thank you Olga for your great writing and inspiration!!!

Two Sides

Posted: September 7, 2010 in Uncategorized

“I think we should tell someone.”

“Are you crazy? I thought we weren’t going to say anything, Ricky.”

“Yeah but…that was before that boy was on the news. In the paper. It’s serious now. Kids are talking about it at school. The police were there.”

“So?”

“What if he’s dead?”

“He ain’t dead. ‘Sides we’re gonna get in trouble. What you think they’re gonna do when we tell the cops we saw it and didn’t say anything?”

“But we are now…”

“They’ll lock us up, sure thing.”

“We’re 10, Jimmy.”

“Yeah, well, cops don’t care. I’ve seen ‘em lock up grandmas, babies even.”

“Whatever. I don’t care. I’m telling my mom.”

“Ricky, I don’t–”

“You telling yours?”

“Ok, but if I get grounded you’re on your own at recess.”