Archive for March, 2010

10 Jobs: #10

Posted: March 30, 2010 in Uncategorized

10. Student.

Jake flips the burger and watches it sail into the air. Like a pro, he catches it with his spatula, slapping the burger right back onto the grill. The BBQ looks a little dull so he figures he’ll liven it up with some news.

“I’m going back to school,” Jake announces, expecting gasps.

Instead, a snort comes from left field. “You’re lying. You’ve never had a real job in your life,” Brian says, walking up with Maggie.

Maggie dangles a big sparkly thing from her left hand and Jake face palms. “Aw, say it ain’t so, Brian!”

Brian laughs as Maggie curses Jake out. “What’re you doin to me, Brian?” Jake hisses, glancing over his shoulder at Kathy who’s talking with their ma. “Now Kathy’s gonna want one.” Brian shrugs his shoulders in a not-my-problem type of way.

“It’ll make you hon-est,” Maggie sing-songs.

Jake cocks a brow. “Apparently so. Brian tells me you’re not a real blonde.”

As Maggie turns her wrath to Brian, Jake darts out of the way, joining his sister on the front porch. Sally’s smoking and reading a book. “I believe you, Jake,” Sally says without looking up.

“Thanks, Sal.”

“What’re you goin back for?”

“Make some real money; get Kathy a bigger ring than Maggie.”

Grinning, Sally shakes her head. “No, what major, dummy?”

“Just trade school. Learn something useful. Maybe how to fix broken wires or something.”

“You mean…like an electrician?”

Jake finger guns Sally. “You see, that’s why I need you around. You give me all these bright ideas.” He wraps an arm around his sister. “An electrician it is.”

10 Jobs: #9

Posted: March 23, 2010 in Uncategorized

9. Architect

Kathy sips her coffee as Jake stutters, “S-So I was thinking…that maybe we could…get a place.”

Always cool (which is why Jake loves her), Kathy raises that perfect eyebrow. “As in together?”

“You know that’s what I mean. Jesus, Kath, break my balls.” Jake’s never done this sort of serious planning before and she’s not making it easy.

“It’s always fun watching you sweat.” Kathy smiles, lips closed, for fear of showing the one crooked tooth she hates. “But,” she continues. “I think we should do it. I’d really like someone to share the rent with.”

Kathy laughs, seeing Jake’s mortified face. She reaches over to squeeze his arm. “I’m kidding! You know I’m your girl.”

Jake begins to breathe easier. He loops his thumbs through his belt loops like John Wayne. “You got that right, little lady…” Then Kathy brushes her hair away from her face and Jake realizes something he’s been in denial about for a couple of years. She’s not blonde and Jake couldn’t care less.

10 Jobs: #8

Posted: March 15, 2010 in Uncategorized

#8. Designated Driver.

How he got roped into this he doesn’t know. But suddenly Jake’s the responsible one, driving Brian around town after a night of bar hopping. Fresh from his most recent break-up with Maggie, Brian’s crowing in the backseat about how glad he is to be rid of her and Jake’s wishing he would have left him at Bar #2.

“There are two things you don’t get sentimental about in life when it gets old and you give it away,” Brian slurs.  “A car and a woman.”

“Hell,” Jake reminds him. “You’re going to hell.”

Brian tries to light a cigarette and can’t focus. “I miss her man. She was so nice.”

“I know you do, buddy. Now shut the hell up.”